Wicked.. Eclectic...Eccentric....and Breathes Fire...

Hometown

Chicago, IL

Relationship Status:

With Someone, Not Looking

Zodiac Sign:

Sun in 29th degree of Aries 8th house, Moon in Leo 11th house, Virgo rising

Do you remember your past lives?

Alien, Atlantean, Common person, Roman Soldier, Greek Philosopher, Etruscan Magician, Druid, Viking, Egyptian Priest/ess, Mayan merchant, Templar, Unknown Knight, Pharaoh, Renaissance Alchemist, Clown, Saint, Halloween pumpkin, animal, artist, Saloon owner, Solitary Magus, Solitary Witch, other

Path or Tradition:

Eclectic Pagan, Kemetic Magick, Heka, Ceremonial/High Magick, Enochian, Elemental Magick, Herbal/Earth (Low Magick)

Do you have a religion?

Neopagan

Occupation:

Professional Artist -- contact me for my website!!

Magic of choice:

Asatru, Louisiana Voodoo, Ceremonial, Theurgy, Evocations, Mental, Wicca, White Magic, Earth-Gaia Magic, Crowleyan, Greco-Roman, Egyptian, Hermetic Qabalah, Necromancy, Enochian, Spells, Druidry, Seid, Pendulum, Voodoo, Oracles, Omens, Clairvoyance, Shamanism, Thelema, Channelling, Alchemy, Runes, Celtic, Sorcery, Crystals, Angelic, Sex Magic, Hermetic Magic, Natural Magic, Scrying, Reiki, Animism, Divination, Other

Where you perform rituals?

inside your house, forests, in a car, on a beach, other, fields, on a quiet street, midnight cemetery, pagan circle, ancient ruin, around a bonfire, mountains, valley, hills, mental ritual

How do you perform your ritual?

none of your business.

Cemetery of choice:

Novodevichy Cemetery at the New Maidens' Convent ( Moscow - Russia ), Panteón Francés ( Mexico City ), Gettysburg National Cemetery, Merry Cemetery ( Transilvania ), Catacombs of Rome, Cemetery of Zhaojun ( Inner Mongolia ), Valley of the Kings ( Egypt ), Cimetière du Père Lachaise ( Paris), Other

Forest of choice:

The rainforests on the West Coast in Washington state. Looks like something out of a fairytale.

The bamboo forests of China.. right out of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

Swallow Cliff Forest Preserve - Cook County, IL Forest Preserve District

Saganashkee Slough Forest Preserve - Cook County, IL Forest Preserve District

Beach of choice:

#1 - Fullerton Beach.... Chicago Lakefront.

#2 - Maine ... Atlantic Ocean....

haven't been there yet... but ANYwhere in Hawaii.

Among my preferred tools for Magick rituals:

Red Lipstick, No bloody things!!, No disgusting medieval stregheria, I'm out of black magic, Magic sword, Cursed Napolitaine Pizza, Other

What about Drugs?...

I hate, Viva Caffeine!, Arrest the pusher!!, Other

What about dancing?

I dance around a mystic fire, Dancin' for the Gods, Other

Food orientation:

Carnivore, Fish eater, Other

Vegetarian's dilemma: Do you think eating meat is a crime?

Hell No!

Favorite food:

Pizza, Steak, Hamburger, Pancakes, Belgian Waffle, Penne Arrabbiata, Cotton candy, Minestrone, Lentil soup, pop corn, Kosher dill pickles, hot dogs, Chicago stuffed pizza, Oroville Redenbocker popcorn, Campbell's soup, Macaroni & cheese, Ballpark hot dogs, Fettucine Alfredo, Nachos, Burritos, Black Angus steak, Grilled anything, Other

Type of Ethnic food you like:

Italian, American, French, German, Cuban, Brasilian, Mexican, Chinese, Congolese, Armenian, Japanese, Korean, Greek, Spanish, Russian, Other

Preferred beverage:

Soda, Water, Hard Alcohol, Wine, Juice, other

Favorite Movies:

I am a sci-fi fan and LOVE Star Wars, FarScape, Star Trek, Terry Pratchett & his Disc Universe. If you haven't seen the British tv movie called HOGFATHER that was based on his book and are a Pratchett fan - go out and RENT it!!

MOVIES: Iron Man franchise, Stardust, Tron: Legacy, Shakespeare in Love, Who is Cletis Tout?, Python's Holy Grail & most Python sketches, anything Star Wars, Big Fish and anything Tim Burton, ANYthing Tarintino, The Lost Boys, most vampire flicks, Blazing Saddles, Space Balls (there seems to be a theme here), Young Frankenstein, ANY cheezy 'coming of age' 80's movie...Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Heathers...The Godfather, Ray, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, The Harry Potter flicks, F-9/11, Rocky Horror, Kevin Smith movies (except Jersery Girl), ... jeezes..this could take all DAY! This is only a few. I am a movie junkie.

Favorite Music:

Ok..here's my music crap: I love music. REAL music. GOOD music. Ghetto RAP is not music. Most jazz (like the freeform shit) is just fucking NOISE as far as I am concerned. Death metal or any music where it sounds like the lead singer is in dire need of an enema is NOT music.

Music is *also* NOT is listening to Kelly Clarkson try and scream her way through a rock song.

As for me? My music tastes range from classic rock to 80's - as well as *some* current stuff. Most current music is shit. Honestly, when is the last time you have heard something original? I think grunge was the LAST original music style. What the HELL is the Emo crap? And when did the term 'alternative' become the description for EVERY type of rock music out there?

As for recent music.. I recently grabbed the new Spoon album, the new Vampire Weekend album looks promising but I have only heard one song (A-Punk) thus far. Most of the GOOD new music I find is promoted PROPERLY by the kickass DJs on 93.1 WXRT here in Chicago. I have found some of my favorite new artists through that station and they have some really great programs. Check em out online. You can stream their broadcast: www.93xrt.com

By the way..Scissor Sisters & Arcade Fire should BOTH be subjected to water boarding. Gods, they blow monkeys. I don't care if David Bowie thinks Arcade Fire is the most awe-inspiring shit since the invention of glam rock. They SUCK. Dyson Vaccuum-level suckage going on there.

Here are the lyrics to the song 'Invincible' by Ok Go which is on my playlist... They SO fit an Aries/Leo like myself:

When they finally come to destroy the earth, they'll have to go through you first.
I bet they won't be expecting that.
When they finally come to destroy the earth, they'll have to deal with you first,
and now my money says they won't know about the
thousand Fahrenheit hot metal lights behind your eyes. Invincible.

invincible oh oh oh
You're invincible.
oh oh
invincible
invincible oh oh oh

you're invincible
(invincible, invincible, invincible.(background singers))
That crushing, crashing, atom-smashing, white-hot thing yeah.. invincible.


When they finally come, what'll you do to them? Gonna decimate them like you did to me? Will you leave them stunned and stuttering? When they finally come, how will you handle them? Will you devastate them deliberately?

'Cause I'm gonna guess they won't be prepared for thousand Fahrenheit hot metal lights behind your eyes. invincible

invincible oh oh oh
You're invincible.
invincible oh oh
invincible oh oh oh

you're invicible
(invincible, invincible, invincible.backup singers))
That crushing, crashing, atom-smashing, white-hot thing... invincible.

So please, use your powers, for good. please use your powers for good.

You're invincible

invincible oh oh oh
invinvible
invincible oh
you're invincible
invincible oh oh oh
you're invincible
invincible (oh oh oh)
invincible
oh your're invincible.

na na na na na na, na na na na na na na, na na na na na nan na na

(oh oh oh oh, you're invincible)

(invincible, invincible, invincible.)
That crushing, crashing, atom-smashing, white-hot thing... invincible.

Favorite Band:

This should be plural. Also... I have a playlist. You wanna know my favorite musicians? Listen to my playlist.

Favorite Books:

BOOKS: ANYthing on Wicca, tarot, metaphysics, paranormal investigation, ghosts, weird shit like spontaneous combustion or the Bermuda Triangle. I am fascinated by that stuff. also - anything on ancient cultures like Egypt, Incas, Mayans, Aztecs.. you name it.

AUTHORS I LIKE: Chris Penczak, Scott Cunningham, Raymond Buckland, Patrick Dunn, Donald Michael Craig, Amber K, Linda Goodman, Sybil Leek

I don't tend to like novels, I will however indulge in the occasional book by Terry Pratchett or Neil Gaiman.

AUTHORS THAT NEED TO BE SERIOUSLY BITCH-SLAPPED: Laurie Cabot, Silver Ravenwolf (or should we say $ilver Ravenwolf since she will write anything for a Llewellyn book deal), Konstantinos, (countless others too but I am sticking to the ones I can recall) ...

...and the one hypocrite I can't stand the most is Sarah Lyddon Morrison - author of The Modern Witch's Spellbook (Book I & II).

Page 16 of her book 'The Modern Witch's Spellbook: Book II states (direct quote, mind you):

"You must never have anything to do with black magic practicioners. Their craft is not of God but of the devil, and there's surely enough evil in the world without adding to it."

Ironically and rather amusingly - her entire BOOK is filled with black magic. Literally HALF of this book is dedicated to controlling Love Spells - very dark manipulations that attempt to control another person's will.

The second half of the book is dedicated to other types of manipulative spells.

STAY AWAY FROM HER TRASH IF YOU ARE INTENDING TO FOLLOW A WICCAN PATH. HER MAGIC IS VERY DARK.

Favorite Quote:

"Been there ... done that... wore the t-shirt, ate the burger, bought the original cast album, choreographed the legions of the damned & orchestrated the screaming."

-Lucifer in 'The Kindly Ones' by Neil Gaiman - Sandman Series

Favorite Website: (Info Only - no other communities please)

www.youtube.com

Partner Preference:

Straight

Searching for a Neopaganic adventure?

Neopagan relation, Neopagan friends

Preferred Car:

one that's fully paid for and runs merely on "happy thoughts"

(I don't believe 'happy thoughts' pollute the environment... but you'd have to check with the EPA for a final analysis)

Any Pets?

2 wonderful & magickal cats

Pet Details?

My familiar is Nikkodemus (an 18 lb. black tom-cat with green eyes who thinks I am his Universe)...

My guardian/sentinel is a Maine Coon/Siamese female with one green eye & one blue eye named Cricket DOSO (Destroyer of Small Objects)

Education:

BFA in Graphics & Fine Arts - UIC 1998; a diploma in Medical Assisting from a small vocational college nearby; State of IL Insurance License

Children?

HELL no. I have cats. Cats: you an lock them in a bathroom when they piss you off and get into things they're not supposed to... you can't do that with your kids.. at least not legally...

Erotic Orientation:

Normal, Role Plays, Tantric Sex, No sex please, Confidential, Other

Sex Drive:

Normal, Intense, Horny, Uber Horny

Erotic,Tantric, SexMagick status:

Goddess of Love, Shy to say..., Sexy Dominatrix

People you like:

MONOGAMOUS PAGANS, people who voted for Obama, men who are interested in a long-term monogamous relationship, men who like BBWs....men who are not intimidated by me, men who love art/culture, people with a fantastic sense of humor, people who have an interest in pop culture, comedy clubs, improv, making an ass of themselves, and generally enjoying life.

People you hate:

HATE is a rather strong word, but I have a complete ANNOYANCE and general intolerance of:

Playgans, Fluff Bunnies, Emo Kids who make up their own sect of Paganism/Wicca to make themselves "look cool", Dabblers, Especially Playgans who have never read a book on Wiccan or Occult Theology etc, but who claim to be the leader of a coven or a High Priest/ess of their own coven (i.e. Playgans again) ...
I also can't stand: Polyamorous Pagans, Swingers, Open Relationships, & die-hard Gardenarians, Wiccans on that "hereditary witch" kick, and those that think you haveta be in a COVEN to truly be dedicated to the Goddess. HEY!? Who was upholding the traditions during the Inquisition? Us solitary witches hiding in the shadows -- or all of you out dancing openly in a field buck nekkid somewhere? Yeah, that's what I thought... now go soak your cauldron.

Political Orientation?

Liberal with some old-fashioned relationship/family values

How would you like to end up?

Mummified, Cremated, left on Mount Everest, other

If you will be mummified, where?

family little pyramid, Egyptian pyramid, other

Favorite Archeological site:

Ancient Egypt, Peru, China, Tibet -- any ancient archaeologocal site for that matter. HUGE interest of mine!!

Best City in the World:

Chicago. Period.

An Old Egyptian Vampire is inside the Great Cheope Pyramid at Giza, do you enter?

Yes absolutely!!

Do you like Italian "Pandoro" Cake?

I love it!

Alien of choice:

Klatuu, Alpha Centurian, Ophiucanus, Syriusian, Other

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